This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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