3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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