i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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