TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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