Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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