its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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