Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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