i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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