he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Randomize