He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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