I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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