i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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