I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
