I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Houston, we have a blender
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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