My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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