I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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