All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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