from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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