I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
did you just send me my own nude
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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