I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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