Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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