David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize