his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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