Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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