saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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