Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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