just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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