oh god the rape fog is back!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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