if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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