How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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