no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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