: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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