And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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