It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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