I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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