I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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