Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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