we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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