ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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