I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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