Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Mom said you looked used
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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