Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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