Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
third nipple confirmed
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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