i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
id be glad to
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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