I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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