Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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