So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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