Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
