He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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