too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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