And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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