I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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