I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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