I'm eating all of the evidence.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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