Kareoke will never be a sober sport
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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