If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
